In these last days of 2013, it’s natural for people to wonder what the year 2014 will be like. Some people just take that wondering further than others.
On the Pakalert Press web site, conspiracy theorist Dave Hodges warns that 2014 will contain “an inevitable civil war in the US in response to a total martial law plan being planned.” That’s a standard right wing prepper fantasy, but wait, there’s more.
Hodges specifically predicts that nefarious bad people who want to justify martial law will use a secret weapon to create a nasty earthquake along the southern end of the New Madrid fault line – to create a tsunami in the Gulf of Mexico. Of course, the New Madrid fault doesn’t extend to the Gulf of Mexico, but that detail is perhaps smaller than the fact that no weapon has ever been known to cause an earthquake.
Hodges also predicts that the same earthquake weapon will be used to unleash a 1,500 foot high tsunami against the eastern coast of the United States.
Finally, Hodges predicts that the earthquake weapon will be used to make the radiation leak from the Fukushima nuclear power plant worse than it already is.
Hodges says that this kind of earthquake weapon attack on a nuclear power plant has already successfully been completed in Chile, Malaysia, and Haiti, with horrific effects.
Perhaps that’s because the secret earthquake weapon has already destroyed them, unleashing the horrific disasters that we have all forgotten because of… um… the Matt Smith Doctor Who timey wimey thing. Once you put that piece into the puzzle, it all becomes clear.
These attacks are the only way that Barack Obama will be able to stay in office, says Hodges… no one in the Obama Administration could think of a single alternative.