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Agenda 21 Jump Street Seeks To Control America

Thanks to Independent Political Report for letting us know about the latest political message from the Independent American Party: “Our American society, after growing in liberty for over 200 years, is in the midst of what can be called an Orwellian transformation. This transformation comprises an attack by atheists against our liberty to establish the Agenda 21 new world order of control.”

Have you never heard about Agenda 21?

Well, don’t go searching for the real truth about Agenda 21 at the United Nations, which only presents a paper-thin claim that Agenda 21 is a framework for sustainable development and the eradication of world poverty. The United Nations claims that what’s happened as a result of Agenda 21 has mostly been a series of meetings, and discussions. The Roman Catholic Church is one of the big supporters of the UN Agenda 21. Is the Vatican City supposed to be one of the organizations of “atheists” that the Independent American Party was talking about? As if.

Don’t go to Glenn Beck, with his book Agenda 21, which claims that “This used to be called America. Now it is just ‘the Republic’. There is no president. No congress. No freedom.” We all know we have a President and a Congress. Duh.

Don’t go to Rosa Koire, who writes that “UN Agenda 21/Sustainable Development is the action plan implemented worldwide to inventory and control all land, all water, all minerals, all plants, all animals, all construction, all means of production, all energy, all education, all information, and all human beings in the world.” I mean, are the caterpillars under the control of Agenda 21? I don’t think so. They’re chewing leaves, just like normal.

21 jump street agendaThis winding path of enigmas within rock doves within chickens wrapped up in bacon and slathered in butter before being stuck inside of large turkeys leads us to one inevitable conclusion: Johnny Depp is going to rule the world.

Is it a coincidence that, just a few years before Agenda 21 was agreed upon at the United Nations, Johnny Depp’s career as a movie star was given an all-too-convenient platform for speaking to the world in code through the TV show 21 Jump Street? I don’t think so. Is it a coincidence that, just as Glenn Beck began to write his Agenda 21 book, Johnny Depp was spreading an anti-establishment narrative about international piracy? I don’t think so. Is it a coincidence that, even as the American Independence Party sank into what seemed to be a perfectly engineered path of political irrelevance, Johnny Depp starred in a movie in which his character wore an animated crow on his head? I don’t think so. Is it a coincidence, that Rosa Koire’s name has the initials R.K., which are in reverse alphabetical order, suggesting an indifference to all known codes of moral behavior? I don’t think so!

The evidence all points in only one direction. Johnny Depp is the secret leader of an international cabal of French explorers who infiltrated Hollywood in the late 1980s with the goal of building an empire, using the weapon of gluten intolerance, to make right wing conspiracy theorists look ridiculous just in time for the Sochi Olympics.

Better get ready to jump!

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