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Feet of Clay Aiken

Amazing news this morning: American Idol singer Clay Aiken is running for Congress, as a Democrat, against incumbent Republican U.S. Representative Renee Ellmers. A wealthy celebrity candidate running for Congress – he actually stands a chance! Why, that’s just…

… disappointing. Clay Aiken is running for Congress on a platform of increasing military spending.

For military spending to go up, domestic spending will have to go down.

Way to fail the audition, Mr. Aiken.

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2 thoughts on “Feet of Clay Aiken”

  1. Octavia Obama says:


  2. Dredd says:

    Let’s hope he loses.

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