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Excuse Me, Officer (If You See Something, Say Something)

if you see something say something poster in Charlotte, North Carolina: If you see something suspicious and unusual commuting to work or eating a meal, call the authorities.  Say Something!

Yes, Officer, a boulder.  A granite boulder, headed down I-681.  No, Officer, I’m sure it was not a person dressed as a granite boulder.  No, Officer, I know my schist when I see it.  No, Officer, I didn’t mean anything personal by that.  Well, that’s the thing, Officer, this was not your standard run-of-the-mill commuting boulder.  No, Officer.  It just fell over into the middle lane and ate an entire Nissan Altima.  And then, … hello, Officer?  Hello?

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