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Rick Santorum is Running for President in 2016: Remember…

that Republican former Senator Rick Santorum is preparing to run for President in 2016, guaranteeing that the debate in the GOP primaries will be pulled to the right in an entertaining manner. Say whatever you like about Rick Santorum’s politics (please, go ahead), but he sure is fun to watch. Take a walk down memory lane with me; do you remember when:

Rick Santorum predicted that in a second Obama term, gas prices would skyrocket? (they haven’t)

The Santorum campaign called Barack Obama an “Islamic radical?”

Rick Santorum asked us to talk to plantswho would reassure us that increasing levels of carbon dioxide are fine and dandy?

Rick Santorum declared that the very thought of people supporting the separation of church and state made him want to vomit. This may explain his svelte figure.

Rick Santorum declared on national television that he supported water torture?

As Rick Santorum returns to the national stage over the next year, what can we expect to hear next? I wait with horrified glee.

One thought on “Rick Santorum is Running for President in 2016: Remember…”

  1. Bill says:

    Please dear God, let it be so. Run, Ricky, run!

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