Constitution Party Presidential Candidate Says Obama Has Begun Zombie Apocalypse
Independent Political Report provides us with the following statement from Laurie Roth, the 2012 presidential candidate of the Constitution Party:
“Obama and the progressives have shredded our national flesh and skin down to the exposed bone. We now look like a staggering Zombie with chunks of tendons hanging everywhere, dripping and splattering blood as we roll down the street. People run to get out of the way as Obama jeers and laughs at us in between golf games… Frankenstein has found a playmate now… Those who intend to hide under the bed and give up get out of my way because I will stand until my last breath and scream… FREEDOM!!!”
I have many issues with this statement, but my central concern is that shows extremely poor understanding of zombie fighting tactics. If the USA encounters a zombie apocalypse, we need a President who understands that standing and screaming will not defeat the undead.