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The Priorities Of Congressman Cook

Republican Paul Cook claims that, as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives, he “has distinguished himself by tackling some of the most important issues of the day.”

In this category, Cook places his latest bill:  H.R. 4371. A bill to redesignate the Johnson Valley Off-Highway Vehicle Recreation Area in California as the Johnson Valley National Off-Highway Vehicle Recreation Area.

Thank you for tackling this issue, Congressman Cook! Why, if America didn’t have a national place for drivers to take their vehicles and go vroom-vroom, instead of a regular old  place for drivers to take their vehicles and go vroom-vroom…

…then… uh… maybe the off-road drivers would have to go back to playing with their Matchbox cars.

Important issue tackled!

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