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God Crashes Truck into Baltimore TV Station and Is Barricaded Inside

I have found God!

The Boston Globe is reporting that God has stolen a landscaping truck and driven it through the glass windows of the lobby of the headquarters of ABC TV affiliate WMAR in Baltimore, Maryland. God, wearing a backpack, then left the truck and forced His way into the WMAR news studio, where He is now barricaded, in His wisdom. Police are searching for a way to remove God from the studio, but God has a plan for everything, so the standoff could continue for some time to come.

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