Gimme Edward Snowden
Secretary of State John Kerry calls Edward Snowden a “coward” for individually facing down the U.S. government in order to expose the unconstitutional regime of Big Brother spying against Americans set up under George W. Bush.
A coward? That’s not how they see things at Gimme Coffee, a small chain of cafes that has begun selling a frozen coffee beverage under the name of The Snowden.
The secret’s out! It’s treasonously good!