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How to be a Girl, How to be a Boy: Tips from the Vending Machine

Lessons from a vending machine:

Vending Machine offers Girls' Tattoos and Boys' Tattoos -- Gender Socialization in Material Culture

How to be a Girl

How to be a Boy

Fly
Glitter brightly
Be a butterfly
Dream
Be mystical
Wear sparkly jewelry
Expose your cleavage and midriff
Get nautical, but in a loving way
Be sweet and fruitful
Smell sweet like a rose
Admire flowers
Be two inches tall
Collect more
Poison
Bite
Burn
Sting
Fly
Predate
Be animal
Be dark
Slice
Kill
Eat
Die
Collect less

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