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Invaluable Advice from our Civic Leaders

Street sign advises: Do NOT Smoke Lying Down!

Ah, yes. Thank you, town elders. I have to admit I’ve made the mistake myself. In my foolish youth I often smoked cigarettes while lying down. No, I say to America’s youth, no longer. This practice shall not continue for another generation! The coals and ash will only fall in your eyes! Sit up to smoke, children.

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