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Invaluable Advice from our Civic Leaders

Street sign advises: Do NOT Smoke Lying Down!

Ah, yes. Thank you, town elders. I have to admit I’ve made the mistake myself. In my foolish youth I often smoked cigarettes while lying down. No, I say to America’s youth, no longer. This practice shall not continue for another generation! The coals and ash will only fall in your eyes! Sit up to smoke, children.

4 thoughts on “Invaluable Advice from our Civic Leaders”

  1. J Clifford says:

    You dolt! Clearly, this is a No Wood Stoves sign. Can’t you tell the difference?

  2. Tom says:

    Now wait a second. Are you sure it isn’t an anti-smokestack plaque, or a “don’t stub out yer butt here” sign?

    Did you ever see the “man brandishing pizza box as a sword” sign while driving in a construction zone? I can never find the guy.

  3. Jim Cook says:

    Perhaps it’s a “do not construct stacked graphs with artificial intelligence” sign!

  4. J Clifford says:

    No, I think it’s a No Porters With Ostrich Feathers Pinned To Their Hats sign.

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