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Second Day Without Patriot Act Warrantless Search & No Terrorist Attack: Thank the Jedi

So the Obama administration has been swearing up and down that without the power to search through Americans’ things and communications in bulk without warrants, the nation would be open to terrorist attack.  And yet due to Senate delays, June 2 2015 saw the second day in a row without Patriot Act powers, without bulk warrantless search capabilities and yet also without any terrorist attack on U.S. soil.

What explains this seeming contradiction?  Our crack photojournalists, staking out Capitol Hill, have uncovered the truth in startling footage this evening:

Jedi Protect Capitol Hill from the Terrorists

May the Force be with them.

One thought on “Second Day Without Patriot Act Warrantless Search & No Terrorist Attack: Thank the Jedi”

  1. thedogfacedboy says:

    You know, it’s the second or possibly even third day, since I filled up my car with gas.
    Yet, I drove today and the car moved down the road under its own power.

    Using your pretzel logic, I just proved that a car does not need gas to run.

    Thanks for the science lesson!

    Peesuh!

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