Donald Trump Promises To Beat China All The Time
For a generation, the idea of Donald Trump running for President has been a joke. Trump keeps on flirting with running for President, but then backs out.
Not today, though. Today, Donald Trump has finally gone ahead and committed to actually running for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016. Trump gave specific reasons for us to vote for him, too. Among these reasons was that, “I beat China all the time. All the time.”
Trump also explained that he wants to lead the United States federal government because “We have people who are stupid.”
“I’m the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far,” Trump told the audience for announcement speech. In the list of comparative losers who have run for President before him, Trump apparent includes George Washington, who won the Revolutionary War.
So it looks like Trump for President is a joke after all. The only question is whether Donald Trump is in on the joke.