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John Kasich Launches Presidential Campaign

John Kasich launched his presidential campaign today, but was immediately consumed by leaks from disgruntled insiders revealing that his initial budget has already been spent on an outreach effort designed to explain to the American people how to pronounce his last name. Kasich’s top adviser,

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

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