Twin Lobster Fantasy
Seen on the sidewalks of America:
How do they know? Sure, they might look the same, but that’s no guarantee, as Chris Dodd and Josef Stalin know. Plus, maybe they’re fraternal twins, and how would you know that?
I suspect a ruse. People looking to fulfill their fantasy of cracking open and sucking out twins at a local restaurant are sure to be disappointed. But perhaps I am premature. Possibly the wait staff use DNA tests. What a speciality that would be.