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The Top 5 Reasons Stupid Liberals Can’t Understand Global Cooling

When are liberals going to start talking about global cooling? Right now.

Let’s talk about the facts about global cooling. Here are the top 5 reasons stupid liberals can’t understand that Earth’s climate is cooling, not warming:

1. Long-term scientific data don’t support assertions of global cooling.

2. Globally, July this year was the hottest July ever recorded. In fact, it was the hottest month ever recorded. The National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration reports that “This was the highest temperature for any month in the 1880–2015 record, surpassing the previous record set in July 2014…” You see how that works? Last year had the hottest month ever recorded, until this year beat that.

3. This year so far has been the hottest of any year ever recorded, which is, just to make it clear, not at all consistent with claims of global cooling.

4. Both land and sea surface temperatures in 2015 have been at record high levels.

5. The best scientific minds in climatology agree that global warming is real and is accelerating.

Wait a minute. What about the “stupid liberal” bit? When is that coming?

Yes, when it comes to climate change, we liberals are stupid. We have been stupified by the insistence of large numbers of people that scientists don’t know what they’re talking about, that the data doesn’t show what it shows, and that generations of raging pollution have no impact on the ecological integrity of our planet.

If I had given this article the title “July Was The Hottest Month Ever”, it would have brought the nodding attention of scientifically-informed liberals who have realized for years upon years that climate change is a serious problem. Right now, we need more than just scientifically-informed liberals to confront these facts.

If I have to call myself a stupid liberal to get the attention of Cold Earthers, that’s what I’ll do.

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2 thoughts on “The Top 5 Reasons Stupid Liberals Can’t Understand Global Cooling”

  1. ella says:

    Okay, now I can throw away the hottest June on record link. Well, said. Now if only some of those other will just tune in. Of course the El Nino that will soon be upon us will bring snow and cold to some area unused to it. Suddenly they will say ‘it is global cooling”. Never mind that it is record heat that caused it. It is a good thing nature has some way to balance, but can we stand it?

  2. ella says:

    There isn’t anyone to disagree with this any more, they all know it is true. Of course you know that July was the hottest and the year is set to be the hottest again, breaking the 2014 record. The EPA has finally approved a pollution cut for fossil fuel energy producers, and solar energy has proven viable. It is a record year in many ways.

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