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You’ve Got to Wonder What His Definition of Marxist Is

VMWare says My Definition of Radical is a hybrid cloud that works with my data center, not against it.

My definition of MARXIST is a global mesh of leading-edge platforms.

My definition of REVOLUTIONARY is the efficient restoration of goal-oriented technologies in B2B market relations.

My definition of the VANGUARD is a dynamic cultivation of performance-based assessment standards.

My definition of RESISTANCE is futile.

My definition of BULLSHIT is vmware.

3 thoughts on “You’ve Got to Wonder What His Definition of Marxist Is”

  1. ella says:

    “My definition of REVOLUTIONARY is the efficient restoration of goal-oriented technologies in B2B market relations.”

    Does that mean you are in favor of the new world currency replacing the US dollar? China is accepted by the IMF now. Would you support the Yuan?

    1. Jim Cook says:

      Naw. It only means I’m ironic.

  2. ella says:

    Oh, darn.

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