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Princess Michael Says You Don’t Have Rights Unless You Pay Taxes

Princess Michael of Kent, who got the right to call herself “Princess” by marrying a cousin of Queen Elizabeth II, has declared that only people who pay taxes should have rights.

“You only have rights if you pay your taxes. You earn your rights,” the Princess says

If Princess Michael had her way, that children and the unemployed would have no rights. After retirement, people would lose their rights.

Thank goodness that the title of Princess only gives Princess Michael the right to act snooty and gain access to snobbish social events.

I think I’m going to start calling myself the Duke of New Jersey and declare that people only have rights if they eat vegetables every day.

4 thoughts on “Princess Michael Says You Don’t Have Rights Unless You Pay Taxes”

  1. ella says:

    And don’t forget fruit. How old is this Princess? Sometimes young ones repeat after their elders.

  2. Mark says:

    We all pay taxes. Don’t you pay sales tax?

    1. J Clifford says:

      Oh, so if I buy things, I have rights. We have freedom because we shop?

  3. c handler says:

    the princess should be rightless for her snobbery.

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