Marvin The Martian Considers Campaign For Speaker Of The House
In the wake of majority Leader Kevin McCarthy’s decision to drop out of the running for the position of Speaker of the House, Marvin the Martian has declared that he is mulling a campaign for the post.
“It is true that I am not a registered Republican, not an elected member of Congress, not an American citizen, not a human being, not a resident of the planet Earth, and that I am wanted for the attempted incineration of Bugs Bunny. Who have the House Republicans come up with to run for Speaker, though? Lynn Westmoreland? Who is that?”
Marvin made his statement while addressing reporters from atop the Capitol Dome, holding a red flag in his hand, shouting, “I claim this political institution in the name of Mars!”