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Another Fraud Rick Simpson Cannabis Fake Cure Story

If you hang around the internet long enough, you’ll come across a heartfelt story about how cannabis oil has saved some poor schmuck’s kid or dad or wife from cancer. Sure, the testimonials are poorly written and a bit rough around the edges, but that actually is kind of weirdly reassuring. I mean, if it were some sleazy salesperson they’d really polish their pitch, wouldn’t they? This must be someone’s real experience, right? Maybe you should check that cannabis oil out…

But that’s just what they want you to think. When you read a passage about “life saving cannabis oil that cured my Dad’s thyroid cancer,” you should know that compellingly clumsy text has been copied and pasted verbatim under a dozen different names, leading to various websites, each trying to grab your commission.

Today I came across a new piece of cannabis oil spam comment text. It reads:

"My name is Jend and my father has been suffering from lung cancer and the doctor told us that there nothing he could do after doing 5 times chemotherapy and radiation and my father was not responding to treatment and not getting better.i was frustrated and confused and seeking advice from people until a friend told me about the Rick simpson cannabis oil and its fast curing ability of any kind of cancer and told me that her mother inlaw ovarian cancer was cured with the oil. I was desperate to save my father and contacted Rick simpson via [e-mail redacted] to get this miraculous oil. So far so good my father is responding to treatment of cannabis oil and the health condition have improved drastically for good."

The author of this text is Jend, right? Well, no. At another link it’s a fella named M. Phillip. At yet another, it’s Sander Willie, except with good ole Sander, why, it was the London Cancer Centre that saved the day with that internet cannabis oil. At another site, it’s IlluminatiChurch666 whose dear daddie was saved at the last minute by the same cannabis oil, but curiously available through a different e-mail address.

Get the picture? There is one purpose to this post. Just one: if there is anyone out there who has just enough curiosity to check up on this text and see where else it has been placed, I want them to find this message on page one, so they can read in big letters:


Too many people are really hurting out there. They don’t deserve to be kicked in the gut by fraudsters like this.

6 thoughts on “Another Fraud Rick Simpson Cannabis Fake Cure Story”

  1. Quinton Underwood says:

    Mr. Jim Cook,
    Very good article, you are so right. There are products that work for a specific purpose and there are products that do not work for any purpose. A person should know what the product is and where it is coming from, and is it designed or formulated for his/her specific needs. if ordering on line it should have a solid money back guarantee if desired results are achieved. A company of good standing will promptly return all of your money even if you use all of the product.

    “I make a living by what I get, I make a life by what I give”.

  2. Arch says:

    Internet posts with a generalized mail-merge structure have been going on for years. As you are aware, it is designed to sway public opinion of the masses and generally invoke some sort of change at the polls or elsewhere. These posts do not convey formalized knowledge but rather merely attempt to change opinion through half-truths or absolute falsehoods under the doctrine the end justifying the means.

    Regarding the substance of the topic however, there appears more than meets the eye when held against the published literature. In addition to HHS holding an unusual patent, here is just a small scratch of the surface presented as an example from dated material. There is much more, however I am quickly responding to your post. Please take the time to read through some of the published research. I’m sure there are much better examples that could be referenced, but you get the picture. Generally, much can be obtained by the layman through reviewing even just the abstract and conclusions sections of the papers. As should always be the case…. – “Trust….but verify.” Then, do more research before you even think about applying this to yourself. In contrast, people with cancer generate a great deal of monies through conventional treatments. It is not uncommon for even small hospitals to carry and regularly apply oncology drugs that are more than 12K per dose to treat ongoing cancer. A single cancer patient may stimulate the economy upwards of a quarter million dollars over the life of the disease. From that perspective, there is monetary greed pushing away potential low cost alternatives. According to, statistically 1 out of ever 2 males now have a lifetime risk of developing cancer. 1 out of 3 females are the same. Adding to those numbers, the IMS Institute for Healthcare Informatics has revealed total spending for hepatitic C and new cancer drugs was scheduled to hit $1.06 trillion in 2014. Follow the waterfall of money. Quick reference listed below:

    United States Patent No.: US 6,630,507 B1 dated Oct. 7, 2008 – Cannabinoids as Antioxidants and Neuroprotectants – Assignee: The United States of America as represented by the Department of Health and Human Services, Washington, DC (US).


    Bifulco M, Laezza C, Portella G, Vitale M, Orlando P, De Petrocellis L, et al. Control by the
    endogenous cannabinoid system of ras oncogene-dependent tumor growth. FASEB J. 2001;15:2745–7.
    [PubMed: 11687506]

    Casanova ML, Blázquez C, Martínez-Palacio J, Villanueva C, Fernández-Aceñero MJ, Huffman JW, et
    al. Inhibition of skin tumor growth and angiogenesis in vivo by activation of cannabinoid receptors. J Clin
    Invest. 2003;111:43–50. [PMCID: PMC151833] [PubMed: 12511587]

    Galve-Roperh I, Sánchez C, Cortés ML, Gómez del Pulgar T, Izquierdo M, Guzmán M. Anti-tumoral
    action of cannabinoids: Involvement of sustained ceramide accumulation and extracellular signal-regulated
    kinase activation. Nat Med. 2000;6:313–9. [PubMed: 10700234]

    Guzman M. Cannabinoids: Potential anticancer agents. Nat Rev Cancer. 2003;3:745–55.
    [PubMed: 14570037]

    Sánchez C, de Ceballos ML, Gomez del Pulgar T, Rueda D, Corbacho C, Velasco G, et al. Inhibition of
    glioma growth in vivo by selective activation of the CB(2) cannabinoid receptor. Cancer Res.
    2001;61:5784–9. [PubMed: 11479216]

    Sarfaraz S, Afaq F, Adhami VM, Mukhtar H. Cannabinoid receptor as a novel target for the treatment
    of prostate cancer. Cancer Res. 2005;65:1635–41. [PubMed: 15753356]

    Looking outside of the country, the studies continue to get more interesting:

    Ramos J, Bianco F, The role of cannabinoids in prostate cancer: Basic science perspective and potential clinical applications. Indian J Urol. 2012 Jan-Mar;28(1): 9-14. [PMCID: PMC3339795]

  3. harrison "as if" says:

    Irregular Times editor note: This comment is part of a fraud so clumsy that I found it posted, word for word, by two different commenters, one after the other, on the same web site… on the same web page. It isn’t even human beings who post this spam. It’s a spambot, automatically searching the web for any place it could possibly post this medically absurd statement. The testimony is false.

    By the way, there is a Dr. Mark Sircus, and he’s a quack.

    Hello every one Hey! I can’t believe this. A great testimony that i must share to all cancer patient in the world i never believed that their could be any complete cure for lung cancer or any cancer,i saw people’s testimony on blog sites of how Dr. Mark Sircus cannabis oil brought them back to life again. Glory be to God for leading me to this genuine Dr. Mark Sircus. I am so happy as i am sharing this testimony. My advice to you all who thinks that their is no cure for cancer that is Not true ,just contact him and get cannabis oil from Dr. Mark Sircus and you will be free of cancer and free for ever, Try it and you will not regret it because it truly works. One thing i have come to realize is that you never know how true it is until you try. There is no harm in trying. Remember, delay in treatment leads to death. Here is his email:

  4. Stacy Alexa says:

    My husband was diagnosed with terminal cancer that spread from his brain into the lungs and liver. he became so ill that it tired him out to do the smallest task; to walk across a room would take great effort and all his breath away. I was unable to bear his situation anymore and i begin to ask questions about cancer in my neighborhood and work place, above all i was praying that God should send healing to my husband and take the sorrow away from my family, one faithful evening my neighbor who recently moved to the neighborhood came to me that she heard that i have been asking question about cancer and told me about Jenny Kim hemp oil and how it cured her 9 years breast cancer. She gave me his email ([SPAM redacted]). It was a great joy that day and he’s my husband life saving angel, i ordered the oil and i received it that week and followed his instructions and gave my husband the hemp oil. To God be the glory my husband is totally cancer free and he is healthy and strong now, after which he reported that he could breath well, was not experiencing any pains and felt the good cells in his body. four days later our family doctor, Benson, reported there were no signs of him having any trouble breathing or problems with physical tasks and cancer; Thank you lord, my husband is much alive with the help of God’s servant Jenny. my husband is now able to breathe fully and deeply. His doctor reportedly says his liver is cancer free. That he does not seems to have a small amount of cancer in his liver and lungs again. The doctor is amazed at the effectiveness of the hemp oil. my husband and I believe the major changes in his body. Of course we do not deny the important role of dieting . my husband story is an ideal example of how hemp oil healing miracles often have in the body.) We Thank Jenny Kim for his miraculous hemp oil treatment. contact her with ([SPAMMER EMAIL REDACTED])

    1. Jim Cook says:

      It’s AMAZING! Elsewhere on the INTERNET, “Chloe Whitney” has had EXACTLY the same experience…

      … and “she” wrote about it using exactly the same words you’re using.

      The only reasonable conclusion is that this is a MIRACLE from JESUS.


  5. Elizabeth Warren says:

    READER ALERT FROM THE EDITORS OF IRREGULAR TIMES: This comment is fraudulent. A couple of weeks ago, a person using the name Patricia submitted a word-for-word identical comment. The story below is fake. It’s just part of the hemp oil scam.

    This is so great am alive to testify the good work of hemp oil and its miracle healing.

    In April 10th 2016 i was diagnosed of breast cancer and bone cancer when the doctor told me it was already too late for me, that i have only ten months on earth to live. I shared tears and all hope was gone thinking that i will just sleep and go just like that.

    My mom came to visit me in Serbia two months later and bought me some hemp oil product saying that it works well on cancer, ever since she told me about the benefits and encourage me to use the medication. I have been on treatment for the past 4 months now which was the required treatment plan for me.
    Last week, I went to hospital to do my test and to God be the glory my cancer was not found there anymore. I have been cured with Rick Simpson hemp oil which my mother had bought for me.

    My family is forever grateful to Rick Simpson Cannabis Oil.

    Last week my mom gave me his email which i contacted him in person and thank him for the life saving. Below information.

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