Manufacture Your Own Photographic Evidence Of Nephilim Archeological Digs, In Four Easy Steps
There’s an especially bizarre branch of Creationism that claims knowledge of an ancient conspiracy by “giant demigod nephilim men” to cut humanity off from our religious heritage. Believers of this conspiracy theology claim that once, all humankind knew the truth about divine creation of the Earth by the god of the Christians. But then, gigantic humanoid demonic aliens invaded Earth, and set themselves up as pagan gods to be worshipped by humans. When Jesus was born, the story goes, he set about “deprogramming” humanity from the false stories spread by the nephilim, reacquainting us with the one true religion, which was Christianity all along.
As evidence for their claims, Nephilist Creationists offer photograph evidence such as the picture shown below:
You see? There are archaeological digs turning up giant nephilim skeletons all over the Earth. The only reason you haven’t heard about it is that They are censoring the story. You know… Them.
These photographs are fakes, of course, but aren’t they adorable? They’re like jackelope postcards, having their own quaint charm. If you want an nephilim archaeological dig photograph all your own, here’s how to get the job done in 4 easy steps:
1. Find a photograph of an in situ set of human remains from an archaeologial dig, like so:
2. Find a photograph of archaeologists or paleontologists digging up a skeleton, like this:
3. Using a graphics editing software package, cut and paste the photograph people working on a dig on top of the photograph of the human remains, like so:
4. Cut away the images of the people working on the dig, and rearrange them at a shrunken scale to make it look like they are working on uncovering gigantic humanoid remains. Reducing the color saturation and a touch of blur helps make it look a little more realistic.
Voila! Your own photograph of a nephilim archaeological dig! Impress your most gullible friends and neighbors.