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The State Of The Green Party Presidential Race

“The campaign is going awesome,” Green Party candidate Jill Stein told Yes! magazine a few days ago. The truth is that Stein is not just struggling to be heard – she’s struggling to speak, with her campaign releasing statements that are few and far between, so that even her most fervent supporters have a difficult time promoting her campaign.

Jill Stein is the best known of the Green presidential candidates, given that she ran for President 4 years ago, but she isn’t the only one. The following are some other officially registered candidates for the Green Party’s presidential nomination:

Jacob Patrick Amoroso says that he’s running for President because “Jacob is an person like you. He was raised in California right in the central valley. He does what is best for the people of the United States of America.” I haven’t heard anything specific about what Jacob Amoroso has done that’s “best” for us, but I might be willing to listen, if Amoroso had anything more to say on his campaign web site, but there isn’t much else there, except that Amoroso “plans on helping California with the drought”… somehow… and that he wants to “prevent discrimination among the racial and sexual orientation”. He declared his candidacy back in August of 2015, and has neither raised nor spent any money.

Willita Bush declared an exploratory committee for a presidential candidacy with the Green Party back in January, and then again in March, but there hasn’t been much action from her since. She has, however, declared herself to be a prophetess, saying, “I exist to aid in the upliftment of souls; fighting injustice, disorder, dictatorship, & oppression.” Like Amoroso, she has neither raised nor spent any money on a presidential campaign.

lesale venomancer deathbringerLesale Venomancer Deathbringer declared his candidacy for the Green Party presidential nomination back in September, and registered officially with the FEC. It’s not clear, however, that Mr. Deathbringer actually has the legal status required to serve in the Oval Office. That’s because Lesale Venomancer Deathbringer appears to be nothing more, or less, than a character in Defense of The Ancients, a modified version of World of Warcraft.

Deathbringer certainly has the most interesting biography of any presidential candidate. It reads, “In the Acid Jungles of Jidi Isle, poison runs in the veins and bubbles in the guts of every creature that scuttles, climbs or swoops between fluorescent vines dripping with caustic sap. Yet even in this toxic menagerie, Venomancer is acknowledged as the most venomous. Ages ago, an Herbalist named Lesale crossed the Bay of Fradj by coracle, searching for potent essences that might be extracted from bark and root, and found instead a nightmare transformation. Two leagues into Jidi’s jungle, Lesale encountered a reptile camouflaged as an epiphyte, which stung him as he mistakenly plucked it. In desperation, he used his partial knowledge of the jungle’s herbal bounty, mixing the venom of the (swiftly throttled) reptile with the nectar of an armored orchid, to compound an antidote. In the moments before a black paralysis claimed him completely, he injected himself by orchid-thorn, and instantly fell into a coma. Seventeen years later, something stirred in the spot where he had fallen, throwing off the years’ accumulation of humus: Venomancer. Lesale the Herbalist no longer–but Lesale the Deathbringer. His mind was all but erased, and his flesh had been consumed and replaced by a new type of matter–one fusing the venom of the reptile with the poisonous integument of the orchid. Jidi’s Acid Jungles knew a new master, one before whom even the most vicious predators soon learned to bow or burrow for their lives. The lurid isle proved too confining, and some human hunger deep in the heart of the Venomancer drove Lesale out in search of new poisons–and new deaths to bring.”

deathbringer for president bumper stickerYou would think that the people at the FEC might have suspected that this presidential candidacy isn’t genuine when Mr. Deathbringer listed his address as 200 Poison Nova Drive, Jidi Isle, AS 73556 and the address of his campaign committee as 360 Dire Ancient Way, The Dire Side Of The Map, FL 11111. Who knew that the dire side of the map is in Florida?

I can’t help but admire the chutzpah of someone who can run a campaign from a virtual world, all while being barely human and having to fight off trolls. So, for any of you who may be big fans of of the Deathbringer for President campaign, I’ve created a bumper sticker just for you.

More tomorrow…

9 thoughts on “The State Of The Green Party Presidential Race”

  1. Leroy says:

    What about the Libertarian Party?

    Are any of those considered front runners at this point?

    Though at this point, looking at leftwing 3rd Party candidates and their voter appeal, the best 3rd Party candidate IMO would be for Trump to pull out when he doesn’t get the GOP nomination and run as a 3rd Party candidate.

    Best realistic move for the country.

    1. Robert Milnes says:

      Leroy, your politics suck.
      When are you leaving, as you said?

  2. Robert Milnes says:

    Go by who is listed on politics1.
    The LP and GP are unreliable.
    Because they are controlled by the ZOG.

    1. J Clifford says:

      Robert, your paranoia is uninformed. As this article clearly shows, the Green Party is secretly controlled by magical former herbalists that have been turned into violent giant serpents.

  3. Leroy says:


    What is that smell?

    Seems like steer feces.

    Oh, never mind.

    I see nothing much changes in ANY direction.

    1. Leroy says:

      Sluggish communications, slow updates, immaterial information seems to be the nature of Independent candidates.

      Maybe “running” is just a recognized illogical action of no consequence, so simply an ego trip?

    2. Leroy says:

      But, hey, the blog gets at least the occasional antisemitic commentary.

      “It has taken me quite some time and many a bad experience to finally formulate a solution to the historic, worldwide problem of the jews. And it is worldwide. The jews via Zionism certainly had a role in WW2 involving the instability of the German state and economy.” (Which clearly justified the Fascist killing of six million Jews as well as – somehow – a few million Gypsies, Communists, Resistance fighters, etcetera).

      He has actually had a prior FINAL SOLUTION. It was also posted on his blog and linked on to this website.

      This one concludes with:

      “I propose that the U.N. rescind the resolutions. This would leave the one state solution, unified, secular Palestine.

      Further the U.N. creates a Vatican like state for the jewish religious hierarchy. Based in Jerusalem.

      Further U.N. statehood via this hierarchy.

      Further, all member states be required to accept a number of jews based on certain criteria. This would create an equalized, supervised Diaspora.”

      But deep down, what’s his REAL reason?

      “Personally, my main problem with Israel is that as an American third party candidate for President, I am subject to secret fbi/mossad surveillance and covert operations.”

      1. Leroy says:

        “…I have thought about this Jewish homeland problem. One idea that keeps seeming as a possible solution would be for the United Nations to authorize the construction of an artificial island. Possibly in a shallow part of some ocean. Possibly off the coast of N. Africa/Europe. It would be a huge, extraordinary project…”

        But, again…

        “The main complaints against present day Israel are that it oppresses the Palestinians and interferes in the internal affairs of other nations. Most importantly the USA and most importantly the elections and most importantly the presidential elections. Here is where I am most recently and directly affected.”

      2. Leroy says:

        Well, then there’s also this (another discussion of the same Final Solution?):

        “6 Million Sleeper Jewish American Terrorists.

        Oh , they are not upfront about it. Like the Arabs. The jews are here en masse acting all American. But at the first opportunity or call to do something on the sly – covert operation – for Israel, there they are.

        ANYTHING for Israel.

        Jew Judge Laskin evict Bob Milnes, third party political candidate which parties will not treat Israel as lavishly as the democrats and republicans – the reactionaries. Jew Dr. Solomon, give Bob’s friend a hot shot of ADEM germ warfare. Brain disease for the smartass and his friend with the high I.Q.s. Make Bob’s family, friends, supporters, disappear… ”

        “The United Nations created Israel. It must rescind the resolutions. It must study the jews and how they operate to create death and destruction all over the world-the Mossad will murder anywhere- all throughout civilized history. Starting in the Fertile Crescent to Egypt to Greece and Rome to Germany.

        Now they are in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

        There must be a final solution for the jews…”

        “I have suggested a special U.N. citizenship for the homelandless jews. All U.N. members having to take in SOME but not too many in one place so they cannot create an army or invade or overthrow a government. They must be dispersed worldwide. A true diaspora. Not congregate in the only superpower- USA – and glom off its largess.”

        Doesn’t Bobby live off the American largess? Social Security disability or something of that nature? And if deserved, that’s great…

        However, I’m sorry, but I’d have to imagine that American Jews are probably the most strongly employed group in the country… in REAL jobs.

        Plus of course there’s that big check that they get from Mossad by being Sleeper Cell agents.

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