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Peace Breaks Out!

Today at Chicago’s O’Hare airport, peace broke out, catching thousands of travelers by surprise. There were no terrorist attacks, or bomb threats, or mass shootings. People just went about their lives. Initial reports indicate that everyone involved survived the ordeal.

Ted Cruz, who asserts that, “the need is ever present to remain a people of righteous might”, with a threat that “makes the next year extraordinarily dangerous”, declined to comment about the sudden outbreak of safety and nonviolent good times.

One thought on “Peace Breaks Out!”

  1. ella says:

    Are those Christmas decorations. Maybe that is a reminder of what it is all about. Peace.

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