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Groundhog Not Sure What To Say

In Chicago, I woke up in the middle of the night and decided to go for a run. While preparing my warm clothes I looked at the weather report and saw that it was 45° outside. The ice that had built up along the shore of Lake Michigan is almost completely melted away.

Further south, the Atlantic, in the middle of January, is experiencing a hurricane.

In other news, the groundhogs in Pennsylvania have cold special meeting to determine what the rule should be for Punxsutawney Phil’s divination, in the case that winter completely ends before February 2.

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