Going Out With a Whimper
“Nobody ever talks about Rick Santorum!”
Rick, you are somebody. And see, now I’m talking about you too. That makes two. Neither of us can go to an Iowa caucus, but if you want to come by my house we can watch a show or something. Come on by, Rick, any old time. I’ll even let you rant about how the gays will destroy your marriage. Not forever, but I promise to wait a minute or two before I roll my eyes. Just like old times.