Jeb Bush Is Sick And Tired Of Hearing His Brother Is To Blame For Screwing Up America, The Poor Dear
“I’m sick and tired of Barack Obama blaming my brother for all of the problems,” Jeb Bush said during the Republican presidential debate last night.
So, John Ellis Bush is sick and tired, huh?
The poor dear! If he’s really feeling sick and tired, he could always go and rest at a 3,000 square foot “cottage” that he’s spending two million dollars to build just as a place to visit while on vacation in Kennebunkport, Maine.
That’s an option that people who have to take minimum wage jobs don’t have. They also don’t have the option of using the political connections that come from having two ex-presidents in one’s nuclear family to make $29 million dollars in just 8 years.
Oh, but Jeb Bush tells us all that we could all be rich like him, if we weren’t such lazy slugs. “People need to work longer hours,” Jeb says.
Just think of the extra money you could make if you worked longer hours! If you make the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour, and you work ten extra hours a week, why, in a year, you could earn an extra $3,770! At that rate, you could earn $29 million dollars too… if you lived to the age of 7,692 years old. Also, you’d have to get your employer to offer you those extra ten dollars of work per week, which they might not, given how the job is designed to be just under full time, so that the boss doesn’t have to offer you benefits.
Oh, but Jeb Bush is sick and tired of hearing so much about all the problems that his brother George W. Bush caused America.
You know what? We’re sick of hearing about all the problems caused by politicians named Bush, too.
So, Jeb, why don’t you solve the problem, and ensure that we never have any reason for new stories about the problems caused by any President Bush? Go home to your millions of dollars that you earned by exploiting America’s workers on the corporate boards of companies like Swisher Hygiene and Rayonier, and buy an expensive set of earplugs so that you can go on ignoring reality. Just stop preying on the working people of this country. Deal?