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What GOP Elites Think Makes A Good Alternative To Donald Trump

Today, a group of elite Republican Party insiders let it be known that they have, without any democratic process, selected someone to represent their interests as a candidate in the 2016 presidential election. The pick of this secretive committee: Evan McMullin

Evan McMullin has zero experience in elected political office. He hasn’t ever even run to be on his local school board.

What do Republican elites think makes McMullin qualified to be President of the United States?

– Evan McMullin has experience working for a shadowy government organization known to conduct illegal torture: The CIA.

– Evan McMullin has also worked for Goldman Sachs, a failed Wall Street firm that was so mismanaged, it had to be bailed out with almost 600 billion dollars from the federal government. Goldman Sachs sent several billion of the bailout money to foreign banks, rather than devoting it to the protection of the American economy.

Most recently, Evan McMullin has been a staffer for the Republicans in the House of Representatives, where his work has helped GOP legislators who draft bills promoting discrimination against gays and lesbians.

On climate change, Evan McMullin proposes that we make it worse. He says he wants to “expand domestic energy production across the board, including natural gas, oil, nuclear”. Across the board energy expansion, would include expanding coal mining as well, and garbage incinerators. The man thinks that burning garbage is America’s future.

GOP insiders believe that his history of inexperience, ethical problems, association with corruption, homophobia and environmental indifference make Evan McMullin the perfect choice for President of the United States.

What do you think?

3 thoughts on “What GOP Elites Think Makes A Good Alternative To Donald Trump”

  1. OLA WILLIAMS says:

    Clearly now the Republicans have lost their wits and their way! The “Obama Voodoo” is working nicely like the charm its is. Hillary should win this by a landslide. And the Democrats keep it!

  2. Neil Rice says:

    THE GOP KEEPS SAYING CONSERVATIVE, THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS. EVAN MCMULLIN IS FOR OPEN BORDERS, IS A MEMBER OF THE U.N. HIGH COMMISSION ON REFUGEE RESETTLEMENTS. 2016 VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP, NO HOUSE, NO SENATE MEMBER ! GET RID OF THEM, IT’S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF. REPUBLICANS ARE ALL CORRUPT AND LIARS !

    1. Peregrin Wood says:

      Vote Trump because it’s every man for himself?

      What kind of crazy political plan is that?

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