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Trump: Barack Obama Founded ISIS, Hillary Clinton is Co-Founder. In Other News…

“In fact, in many respects, you know they honor President Obama. ISIS is honoring President Obama. He is the founder of ISIS. He’s the founder of ISIS, OK? He’s the founder. He founded ISIS…. He was the founder of ISIS. And so was she. I mean I call them co-founders.”

“Is there something wrong with saying that? Why – are people complaining that I said he was the founder of ISIS? All I do is tell the truth, I’m a truth teller.”

— Donald Trump, August 11 2016 (Source | Source)

In other news today, it has been revealed that:

    Former President Jimmy Carter is the founder of Al Qaeda
  • Senator Fred Thompson is the founder of Planned Parenthood
  • Ronald McDonald founded the March of Dimes
  • Barney the Dinosaur is the founder of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
  • Bert and Ernie are co-founders of the Boston Philatelic Society
  • Donald Trump is founder, Chair and President of the Aging, Entitled Billionaires Making Embarrassing Pleas for Help Society

3 thoughts on “Trump: Barack Obama Founded ISIS, Hillary Clinton is Co-Founder. In Other News…”

  1. John says:

    Good morning SHEEPLE! Time to rise and shine and NOT eat the steaming, stinking, fly infested spoonful of crap this corrupt government establishment/progressive liberal media/military industrial complex is shoving down your throats today!!!! Is it REALLY that far of a stretch to consider the possibility of a corrupt power obsessed government conjuring up a fake BOOGIE MAN to instill fear in the hearts of it’s unknowing, zombified citizens? Using the medi to SPIN their web of lies, and to reinforce the fact that if you dare go against the mainstream information they shove down your throat that you must be a tin foil hat wearing idiot that should be committed……. All the while they continually fabricate or incite fake acts of terrorism to wear down people’s sense of security and safety to the point that any method suggested by this corrupt power obsessed government seems like a better option than the incredible chaos being relentlessly poured out upon the innocent???? Yeah, your right…… This government would NEVER NEVER EVER do something so evil and diabolical…… Would they? You should probably go back to sleep now……. Everything is fine……. Your government has you and your families best interest in mind….. Ultimate power does not corrupt utterly…… You should let your daughter intern at the Clinton house to further her career in politics…… Sleep……sleep

    1. Jim Cook says:

      You do a great Donald Trump impersonation, John. You could probably get a paying gig for it at parties.

  2. J Clifford says:

    Uh, John, are you seriously saying that there is a giant government conspiracy that forces Donald Trump to say idiotic, outrageous, offensive, and dishonest things, in order to prevent people from questioning “the mainstream information”?

    This conspiracy of yours, if it does exist, didn’t do a thing to stop huge numbers of people people from supporting the campaign of Bernie Sanders… or wait, was that part of the conspiracy, too?

    Do you have any actual evidence for this conspiracy theory, or does it all just make sense?

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