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Jeff Boss, the Electrical Box Candidate for President

This evening, I was walking into Union Station in Washington D.C. When I noticed a small poster taped up on an electrical box at the base of a traffic signal. At first I thought it was an advertisement for a show by a local band. As I approached, however, I saw that the sign was something more political.

Jeff Boss 2016 signIt was a campaign sign for Jeff Boss, an independent candidate for President who claims to have personally witnessed people from the National Security Agency planning the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks against Manhattan and the nation’s capitol. Boss is running on the platform of impeaching Barack Obama for his involvement in covering up the alleged conspiracy, though, of course, before Boss could possibly enter the White House, President Obama would already be out of office.

This isn’t the first time that Jeff Boss has run for President. In 2008, Boss got 639 votes for his presidential campaign. In 2012, he received 1,024 votes. At this rate, he might win the presidential election a thousand years after the United States of America becomes politically extinct.

I wanted to find out more about the ideas of Jeff Boss. What would he do as President, I wondered, after dealing with the 9/11 conspiracy? Alas, when I went to the Boss for President web site, I found the following message: “Forbidden – You don’t have permission to access / on this server. Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.”

What does this mean? Was the truth as published by Jeff Boss censored by Them, the agents of the secret conspiracy, or is the notice a sign that Jeff Boss couldn’t even manage to keep his conspiracy theory web site funded? You be the judge.

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