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Daily Archives: May 29, 2017

New Age Neuroscience conference

The Rainbow Connection

Anonymous sources within Apple, Amazon, and Fiona’s Crystals independently verify that tech conferences and New Age psychic fairs are in talks over the terms of a merger of their events calendars. “It’s creating negative energy for us to duplicate each other’s efforts,” explained Jeff Bezos.

Airport Security 50 Years From Now

Half a century from now, airport security will be formally recognized as the religious ritual that it is. People will go to security chapels in their own neighborhoods to remove their shoes, Empty their bags, and walk through magical gates, relinquishing all large tonsils of

Jared Kushner With Donald Trump

It’s Memorial Day, So Remember Already.

Remember that Donald Trump said his campaign had no contact with Russia at all, when in fact, most of his top campaign advisers were repeatedly meeting with members of the Russian government while the Russians were attacking the United States with the goal of making

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!