What Is A Covfefe?
Last night, Donald Trump posted the following comment onto his Twitter feed:
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
What is a covfefe?
Is it a nice comfy blanket that you put at the bottom of your bed in case things get cold in the night?
Is it a kind of cracker the Germans have with their tea?
Does it have anything to do with that strange green frog American Nazis seem to be so fond of?
Perhaps it’s a fast car with a lisp.
Perhaps a covfefe is a gathering of fashionably dressed Wiccans.
Could it be a new sexual maneuver?
Is it a strange new thing that the French have added to the toilet?
Maybe a covfefe is that stuff that gathers in the corners of your eyes before you go to sleep at night, making it difficult to see even the crisp clean lines of the keyboard on the Twitter app on your private cell phone, the number of which you appear to have been giving out to foreign leaders, potentially sending classified information through unsecured lines.
Does anyone out there know what a covfefe is?