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Daily Archives: October 25, 2017

The Nature of Dark Matter Discovered!

In a reality-twisting event, physicists have finally discovered the true nature of dark matter. It turns out that dark matter is found chiefly within the fatty tissues of marketing specialists who talk about putting people into their sales funnel. This strange transmutation apparently only works

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!