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Daily Archives: December 31, 2017

Paralysis strikes Wolcott New York Jesus

Baby Jesus and Holy Family Found Paralyzed

Residents are beginning to say that the whole thing may simply be a protest, orchestrated by the “virgin” Mary, who has been rather upset after Republican politicians in Alabama, defending Roy Moore, insinuated that teenage girls should regularly have sex with older men.

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!