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Michele Bachmann is Called By God for the US Senate Race in 2018

Today, Americans learned that Michele Bachmann, the disgraced Republican former member of the U.S. House of Representatives who had to abandon her seat in Congress when it was discovered that she was engaging in corrupt mismanagement of campaign money, now says that she is listening to see if God calls her to run to represent Minnesota in the United States Senate.

Tonight, we have an exclusive update on this story. We can confirm that yes, God has called Michele Bachmann.

We have a video recording of God as he made the call. Play it see what he had to say to Michele Bachmann.

5 thoughts on “Michele Bachmann is Called By God for the US Senate Race in 2018”

  1. ProfRGP says:

    Hoe, exactly, do I access and play the audio reputedly from God? I don’t see any link on your page. I am wondering, for example, in what language he spoke. I remember in school, maybe 60 years ago, hearing that God would most likely be something like an Englishman pf the Victorian era.

  2. J Clifford says:

    You just click on the triangle in the middle of the graphic, and the video should come up.

    1. ProfRGP says:

      Thank you. It worked this time. I’m with God on this one: Don’t run. Mrs. Bachmann.

  3. Terry says:

    Is it just me? or since trump, has our government just gone wacky

  4. Mrs. V says:

    !thanks for the laff, but the real God rang me up this morning and this is what he had to say: “The rich get richer while the poor get poorer” means precisely this: the rich are getting more and more for a unit of work while the poor are getting less and less for the same unit of work. Only work creates the substantial wealth that money is a symbol of. Work is the sacrifice of a person’s time, and energies – but the energy is renewable, the hours are not – I have my reasons, don’t even ask. Since only the sacrifice of a human being’s time creates wealth, only that sacrifice deserves pay. No one can work more than about twice as much, twice as hard as the average over a lifetime because I designed you to eat and sleep or die. So justice is having the maximum fortune be capped at twice the average. Work twice as much get twice as much instead of as now where you dumb-dumbs allow work and reward to be violently divorced and the world writhing in every kind of hell needlessly. Injustice drives violence. The pool of wealth can grow or shrink depending on how much how many people work but is at any time a finite amount – therefore overpay has nowhere to come from but from underpay. Overpay is overpower – duh – tyranny is where overfortunes are allowed. Myriad legal thefts are are on the job ceaselessly shifting wealth away from its rightful earner-owners into the hands of freebie-getters. This is madness. It is robbing everyone of everything when there is actually factually plenty for all if the maldistribution of pay is stopped by a majority clear that you must correct for the flaw in the dystem. Humanity is not going to survive if you continue using division of labor as a simpleminded excuse to keep a pay ratio of billions to one. Education alone can do what must be done: each one teach two. If you have questions about this very concentrated economics-explained post, come to my fb page and ask them, please. Don’t be a genosadist: spend some time each day helping to murder the diabolically stupid idea to go on allowing unlimited personal fortunes on this pretty planet. Help reverse the colossal destruction of your childrens’ chance to have a future. Learn to hate the false justifications for overpay-overpower and underpay-underpower because they are killing you all and this planet. Nothing you can do is more important than helping rid the human species of the worst idea that ever entered a human head.

    then he hung up!

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