People bought Mitsubishi cars thinking that they would burn a certain volume of fossil fuels per mile, but the volume of fossil fuels burned per mile by Mitsubishi cars was actually higher.
If this temperature trend continues, 2016 will be the hottest year on record, beating the record set in 2015, which beat the record set in 2014. That global warming.
Remember Joanie Loves Chachi? I know, you had forgotten until now. But dredge up that awkward memory long enough to realize that Scott Baio is still alive and, over the past few days, spreading messages like these: Got that? If it snows somewhere in the