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Aisle Seven, Scene Two

Adventures in Aisle Seven With The New Eleven Scene Two Arthur looked back down as quickly as he glimpsed his image on the BoxMart security television system. He didn’t need more than a peripheral reminder that he had grown lumpy, saggy and stooped. All he

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The Pickle Horcrux Solution

It is a shame that no one alerted young Tom Riddle to the existence of the lesser-known pickle horcrux solution to the problem of mortality. To fashion a pickle horcrux, one must first convert one’s soul to a dill pickle. One then divides one’s soul

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Rick Warren's Message To Duped Obama Liberals

A satirical video of what Rick Warren might say to American liberals who believed in Obama’s promises, if if Rick Warren were an honest man, not just an ambitious preacher who uses his church to gain political power for himself.

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Rick Warren’s Message To Duped Obama Liberals

A satirical video of what Rick Warren might say to American liberals who believed in Obama’s promises, if if Rick Warren were an honest man, not just an ambitious preacher who uses his church to gain political power for himself.

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2008 Secessionist Fantasy

With the new red nations of Chesapeake and Mackinac, a shared waterway is what defines the small national identity. The blue nation of Montana is landlocked, but it has a border with Canada.

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My Fitna Movie Available Right Here, Uncensored!

Free speech activists, given the online media blackout of the Fitna movie, we may not be able to view the original Fitna movie, but we can still make ourselves heard on the issue of censorship of unpopular ideas. That’s why I encourage anyone who has the inclination and the resources necessary to create and post their own Fitna movie online in protest of the restriction of free expression by religious extremists and cowardly media corporations.

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Plane Diverted After Man Gives Steward The Finger

The fact that this man has been able to stay off the no-fly terrorist watch list may be an indication that Al Quaida is perfecting its techniques of infiltration and is setting up sleeper cells within our society, ready to launch a massive attack at a moment’s notice.

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?