It is a time of fear in the face of freedom, a time of an emptying country and swelling cities, a time for the widening of previous roads and the opening of new paths, yet a time when these paths are mined by knowing algorithms of the all-seeing eye. It is the time of the warrior's peace and the miser's charity, when the planting of a seed is an act of conscientious objection. These are the times when maps fade, old landmarks crumble and direction is lost. Forwards is backwards now, so we glance sideways at the strange lands through which we are all passing, knowing for certain only that our destination has disappeared. We are unready to meet these times, but we proceed nonetheless, adapting as we wander, reshaping the Earth with every tread. Behind us we have left the old times, the standard times, the high times. Welcome to the irregular times.
In a late-breaking development in the tri-city metro area, police commissioner Bunny Davis has asked for citizens’ help in making sense of last week’s tragic loss of life in a midtown fire that took the lives of 42 apartment dwellers. According to Davis, multiple corroborated reports indicate that there was no sign of any blocked […]
Something’s happening here:
A photo of a sign taken in Boston. What is it? Do you know?
We aim to demonstrate that, in fact, hydrogen peroxide can be used anywhere. […]
Seen on the sidewalks of America:
How do they know? Sure, they might look the same, but that’s no guarantee, as Chris Dodd and Josef Stalin know. Plus, maybe they’re fraternal twins, and how would you know that?
I suspect a ruse. People looking to fulfill their fantasy of cracking open and sucking out […]
The Cranberry Jello Revolution has begun!
Do not bring that gelatin to a boil.
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