I am apparently the first person in the world to notice the fallopian and uterine nature of this bottlecap from Seagram’s. My momma always told me I’d be first in something.
Tonight is the State of the Union Address, and here at Irregular Times, we have a tradition of playing State Of The Union Bingo. We hand out bingo cards that we’ve made just for the occasion, and wait for the President to utter the phrases
So that’s where they come from. I kind of would hope that they might sleep now and then. But I don’t want a headache. Small business + Rural area = Wide range of products. I miss Oriental Rugs and Fiddles. Groovy. Messy.
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Sony Deputy General Counsel John Fukunaga has so far declined to comment about an ethics scandal revealed in emails linked by a shadowy group calling itself Guardians of Peace. The emails suggest that Fukunaga may have knowingly violated Sony corporate policy by checking his Facebook
Dateline: Peyton Manning Museum, Manning City, October 19, 2034 Oliver Sutton hobbled slightly as he made his way to his digital trunk to look through his records of this historic day. “I’ve got it here somewhere,” he promised me as he used his electro stylus
Every now and then, when the world’s a bit much to take, some people take to church. Some people meditate. Some people chant. I play cards. There’s something about the rhythm of a game of solitaire that wonderfully clears the mind of whatever came before
By hand, magnet or forklift?
Oh, I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time. Now that I’ve done the deed, I can’t shake the feeling that I’m closer to insufferable than the sign ever was.
If peanut butter is made from peanuts, and almond butter is made from almonds, and apple butter is made from apples, then body butter is made from… I found this in my hotel room this morning. Somebody call the police.
I certainly intend to comply. If you do it out of order, who knows what might happen.