I admit it: I get a thrill out of sabotaging market research surveys. Something about lying to them gives me an adrenaline rush. […]
It is a time of fear in the face of freedom, a time of an emptying country and swelling cities, a time for the widening of previous roads and the opening of new paths, yet a time when these paths are mined by knowing algorithms of the all-seeing eye. It is the time of the warrior's peace and the miser's charity, when the planting of a seed is an act of conscientious objection. These are the times when maps fade, old landmarks crumble and direction is lost. Forwards is backwards now, so we glance sideways at the strange lands through which we are all passing, knowing for certain only that our destination has disappeared. We are unready to meet these times, but we proceed nonetheless, adapting as we wander, reshaping the Earth with every tread. Behind us we have left the old times, the standard times, the high times. Welcome to the irregular times.
5. While shaking hands, stare into the other person’s eyes with intense focus, while darting your tongue out of the corner of your mouth every 5 seconds.
4. Interrupt conversations periodically by turning your head, looking up and to the left, saying, “Stop it, mother! Why can’t you just let me be myself?”
3. Get […]
A politically-strained civil libertarian’s got to relax, too. What better place than the county fair??
Oh, dear. There’s surveillance here, too. Even royalty are not immune.
Lies! That clearly is lettering. But it is nice to know I could just take it if I wanted to. There’s got to be a catch.
Now it’s an eScape.
I tried following the instructions, but on the third day of phone calls my doctor got really irritated and told me to go spend time with my kids.
This afternoon, I saw the following sign inside a place of business:
I think what the sign means to say is that “payment is expected when services are rendered,” but that’s not what it says, and it turns out this phrase is repeated on the internet. The provision of some services might produce acceptable […]
April 25 is National Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day.
April 27 is National Take Our Drugs Back to the Pharmacist Day.
I can’t decide whether that makes April 26:
National Take Our Daughters and Sons to the Pharmacist Day, National Take Our Drugs to Work Day, or National Take Our Drugs to […]
Among all the April Fools’ jokes you encountered yesterday, which was your favorite? Share the good ones.
The favorite I encountered yesterday was actually mounted last year:
The beauty of this April Fools’ joke is that everybody thought it was created by the BBC, but actually it was created by a prankster named Greg […]
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