It is a time of fear in the face of freedom, a time of an emptying country and swelling cities, a time for the widening of previous roads and the opening of new paths, yet a time when these paths are mined by knowing algorithms of the all-seeing eye. It is the time of the warrior's peace and the miser's charity, when the planting of a seed is an act of conscientious objection. These are the times when maps fade, old landmarks crumble and direction is lost. Forwards is backwards now, so we glance sideways at the strange lands through which we are all passing, knowing for certain only that our destination has disappeared. We are unready to meet these times, but we proceed nonetheless, adapting as we wander, reshaping the Earth with every tread. Behind us we have left the old times, the standard times, the high times. Welcome to the irregular times.
April 25 is National Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day.
April 27 is National Take Our Drugs Back to the Pharmacist Day.
I can’t decide whether that makes April 26:
National Take Our Daughters and Sons to the Pharmacist Day, National Take Our Drugs to Work Day, or National Take Our Drugs to [...]
Among all the April Fools’ jokes you encountered yesterday, which was your favorite? Share the good ones.
The favorite I encountered yesterday was actually mounted last year:
The beauty of this April Fools’ joke is that everybody thought it was created by the BBC, but actually it was created by a prankster named Greg [...]
Right wing and other conspiratorial websites like News With Views and Before It’s News have been sharing bold predictions about Obamacare microchips in their headlines, their Facebook posts and their Tweets over the past year or two:
“Micro Chip Implant Coming March 23, 2013″
“The New Health Care (Obama care) law H.R. 3590 Also HR [...]
We’ve only just begun to receive our latest snowstorm up here in Maine, but the first few inches delight me, with the promise of feet to come. I’ll have some work to do to make my immediate environment livable, but after a winter that wasn’t last year I’m refreshed. It’s good to have [...]
It’s not strictly tied to the calendar, but December 5 is a traditional Krampustag (Day of Krampus) in which the creature historically associated with the old Yuletide stories makes his way through European towns and cities engaged in a bit of fun. “Fun” is a word that originally described trickery, quick-footed fooling or some other [...]
A list of the top 10 most likely secrets about Barack Obama to be revealed by Donald Trump on Wednesday, October 24. [...]
Please don’t sue, United Feature Syndicate.
Captain America character: created in 1941 Mario: created in 1981
Colors of Captain America’s suit: red and blue Colors of Mario’s suit: red and blue
Captain America: wears gloves Mario: wears gloves
Color of Captain America’s eyes: blue Color of Mario’s eyes: blue
How Captain America defeats enemies: hitting them How Mario defeats enemies: hitting [...]
Remember the early ’90s public service announcement, This is Your Brain on Drugs?
I don’t know when they came out with it, but Robot Chicken has a response:
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