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The Slippery Communist Running for President of the United States

Earlier this autumn, Our Lord And Savior Cthulhu registered as a candidate for the Communist Party presidential nomination in 2016. […]

Thought of the Day, 9/6/15

100% Natural Food, Patent Pending

It’s not natural to drink every meal out of a plastic bottle, while pretending to be a person blasted up into outer space, sitting in a tube all day, every day. […]

How Can We Know That The Dashka Stone Has A Map Of The Urals From 120 Million Years Ago?

The Dashka Stone looks like a rock with a big crack in it, and some interesting natural texture. That’s all. […]

In What Way Does A Killer Cyborg From Outer Space Fit With A Game That Introduces Children To Gambling?

Can you explain how killer cyborgs from outer space fit with a gambling gateway game for children? […]

Carrot Pareidolia

Pareidolia is the human tendency to see meaning in randomness, to find intention and meaning where there is none. I know this, but being human I can’t will my brain to stop finding faces in smoke and ducks in clouds.  Or uncanny resemblances in sliced carrots.

  What do you see? 


Report Evidence Of Jade Helm Atrocities Here

I make this offer to people participating in the Counter Jade Helm citizen watch of the military in the coming days: If you have concrete evidence of atrocities being committed in Texas, share it here. We’ll look at your evidence, and examine it to see if it holds up to scrutiny. […]

What every spaceship needs: a self-distract button

The example of movie after movie should give clear guidance to astrophysical engineers.  Time and again Our Hero manages to keep the spaceship Galactro, or Phaeson, or Whatever, from destroying itself with only 3 seconds to spare.  Why?  Because somebody put their coffee mug on the self-destruct button, and Our Hero must race to the […]

Fact Check: Does A NASA Scientist Say The Earth Will Be Plunged Into Darkness For Six Days This June?

“Earth Will Experience 6 Days Of Total Darkness In June 2015” – such is the claim made in many places around the Internet, from to

“NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 6 days of almost complete darkness and will happen from the dates Tuesday the 30 – Monday the 6 […]

Would you stroll in this colon?

My first reaction upon seeing this hands-on exhibit was digust: shouldn’t some exhibitions be hands-off?  My second reaction was a different kind of disgust: who wants to eat refreshments next to an 8-foot-high section of  bowel?  My third reaction turned to the inevitable jokes about “passing” through. 

My final emotional destination was admiration: it takes […]

Trivia for Dummies

Spotted at a goodwill store.  I can’t decide whether this game completely misses the point or is the best example of accuracy in advertising the universe has ever seen.