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The Politics Of Horned Sea Creatures In The Workplace

Quora is a social media site that’s organized around questions and answers. Members ask each other about things they want to know, and provide insight where they can. Questions range from the professionally practical to the abstractly philosophical.

And then there’s this one, posed by an anonymous user: What kinds of issues could arise from [...]

Cabalicious Sex Plans

The traditional, divinely-endorsed form of marriage that we all can agree upon is the union between a man and a woman, just in order to make babies – this is what right activists say, at least. But then, reality confronts their vision of a unified, restrictive marriage state. The majority of Americans actually support the [...]

Agenda 21 Jump Street Seeks To Control America

Johnny Depp is the secret leader of an international cabal of French explorers who infiltrated Hollywood in the late 1980s with the goal of building an empire, using the weapon of gluten intolerance, to make right wing conspiracy theorists look ridiculous just in time for the Sochi Olympics. [...]

Expansions of 2014

2014 is the year coming this week.

4028 is the number of a high security prison guarded by holograms, located in the Ayala System of the Regulus Sector Block, in the Star Trek universe.

8056 Mulholland Drive is the address of a home in Los Angeles that is currently available for sale for the price [...]

Conspiracy Theorist Predicts Specific False Flag Natural Disasters

How can there have been a horrific earthquake weapon attack against the nuclear power plant in Haiti when there is no nuclear power plant in Haiti? [...]

Does Obama Plan To Prevent Impeachment By Ruining The Economy?

Jerome Corsi has announced that he has learned of plans to distract the American people from an growing movement to impeach Obama – and says that Obama’s plan is to wreck the economy so that people will forget about impeachment. [...]

Botanical Conditions

In my hotel bathroom this morning, I see that I have been supplied with a white tea aloe conditioner for my hair. Who needs to put white tea and aloe in their hair? Sleepy burn victims?

In cosmetics, the new practice seems to be to name products after a pairing of plants: Lemon lavender soap, [...]

Mixed Metaphor Of Holiday Shopping Time

At the airport today, I came across this catalog from Avon, featuring the front cover message that I am “Just in time for the holiday rush.”

What this means, I think: I have, in the nick of time, gained access to a sacred rite of being in a hurry to get to something else.

[...]

Has Edward Snowden Revealed Documents Proving A Chemtrails Conspiracy Exists?

Although the author of the Las Vegas Guardian Express article appears to be in earnest, she cites the Internet Chronicle article as the source for her information about the chemtrails leak by Edward Snowden, and takes the supposed quote from Snowden straight from the Internet Chronicle article. [...]

Libertarians, How Do You Feel About the Rand Paul Plagiarism Scandal?

Since he appeared on the national scene in 2010, Senator Rand Paul has been a favorite of libertarians in the United States. Libertarians assert “the right to life — accordingly we support the prohibition of the initiation of physical force against others,” and also emphasize “the right to property… and the prohibition of robbery, trespass, [...]

National Security Agency News

Chris Inglis clearly explains, “(I’m) often asked the question about, “How is NSA transparent?” Some might read that question to be, “Does NSA put all of its secrets in the public domain?” Of course we don’t.” [...]