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Pasta Alert

Warning: Freshly cooked pasta is slippery!

Shorelines

Proposal: What most fascinates us most is not the open sea or inland territory, but the shore where the two of them meet.

Barack Obama’s Social Security Number Proves That He’s A Connecticutist!

These explanations are all too simple. They warn us not to lose track of the possibility that we may now have a President of the United States who was born in Connecticut. [...]

Flag “Defenders”: Is this a Desecration?

This morning, while breaking up camp on Mount Desert Island, I noticed that someone had placed a small polyester American flag next to a water spigot. In the course of regular use, the water spigot had hit the soil, kicked up some of that soil, and in the process placed dirt on the American flag. [...]

The Geographical Relativity Of Congressman Doug Collins

Yesterday saw a rare warping in the physical dimensions of space, when U.S. Representative Doug Collins rose to give a speech on the floor of the House of Representatives. The speech was entitled, “We’re Not In Kansas Anymore, Toto”. Learned readers will already know that the House of Representatives is in Washington D.C., not in [...]

Archaeologists Discover How Prehistoric Humans Hydrated Naturally With Vita Coco

When the Jamestown Colony was founded, a squirrel could run all the way from the Atlantic Ocean to the Mississippi River without ever leaving a parking lot. Now, what do you see? [...]

Warning Sign

After lighting a fire, run away quickly.

Glenn Beck Warns Us Of Cannibalism Everywhere

On June 13th, I forwarded the news that political commentator Glenn Beck had announced that he would soon make a second announcement, with news that would change everything, rocking the political establishment to its core. “In the next 10 days, you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before,” [...]

How Can A Conference Exclude Member Of Secret Organizations?

he conference organizers assert that satanic cults insert neurological programs into the minds of their victims. Among these programs, they say, is one that makes therapists who push their patients to talk about “repressed memories” of satanic ritual abuse look stupid. the conference organizers write. [...]

Glenn Beck Is Right! New Things In American History Will Happen Over The Next Week

Yesterday, Glenn Beck made a prediction that sounds pretty startling. “In the next 10 days, you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before.” He says he has a document that will prove it.

I don’t agree with Glenn Beck’s nasty version of right wing ideology, but I have [...]

The People Who Radiate Mars

Despite the many dangers and deprivations inherent in such a journey, large numbers of people have applied to join the mission to colonize Mars. Tens of thousands have entered their names as candidates for Mars One. [...]