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I Have Seven Unanswered Questions About Benghazi, Damn It!

There is a great deal we aren’t being told about Benghazi. Here are the seven questions about Benghazi that concern me the most. [...]

Thistle

Weed, wildflower, free birdfeeder, or something else?

How Has The Birth Of The Prince Of Cambridge Changed Your Life?

The moment that the Prince of Cambridge was born, thick storm clouds over the field where I was playing soccer opened up, revealing the warm glow of the sun, as members of both teams sank to their knees and gave praise.

Children in the towns nearby began eating their Brussels sprouts without complaint, and the [...]

Flag “Defenders”: Is this a Desecration?

This morning, while breaking up camp on Mount Desert Island, I noticed that someone had placed a small polyester American flag next to a water spigot. In the course of regular use, the water spigot had hit the soil, kicked up some of that soil, and in the process placed dirt on the American flag. [...]

Spanish Frilly Fight Dream

I just woke up from a dream in which I was doing a stand up comedy routine about wearing a luxurious purple jacket and one of those old-fashioned shirts with the big frilly cloths at the wrist.

What did you dream about last night?

What Do Superman and Twizzlers Have In Common?

Shopping at the grocery store this morning, I passed by a display of Twizzlers – a kind of red, chewy, stringy candy that is something like licorice, but without the taste. The display was promoting Twizzlers as Invincible Summer Fun, along with the latest Superman movie.

Maybe I’m just dense, but I don’t get the [...]

Your Psychological Physics

Are you a particle or a wave?

Why do I have a right to know if it's GMO?

From Facebook, where everything is true if it is captured in an attractive image:

Why?

Curbed

What is the most unfortunate interaction you have had with a curb?

Phytoeradication

Which forms of non-toxic plant life would you be happy to eradicate?

A Week Of Irregular Questions

This week at irregular times we will be asking a series of irregular questions. The first in the series:

What do you wish had not gone down the drain?