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Ted Cruz Denial Generator Slot Machine Model X4000

Ted Cruz Denial Generator Model X4000 [Insert Animal and Non-Desired Act Here]

With the emergence of the ghetto-building, wife-comparing, torture-excusing, carpet-bombing, Klan-flirting, finger-measuring candidates Ted Cruz and Donald Trump, you may find the 2016 election season to be quirky. Unconventional. Unsettling. Unpredictable. Many of your worries cannot be assuaged; these are dangerous times, with Republican candidates promising

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!