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The Baby Names of 2013 That Weren’t

The Social Security Administration has released the top 1000 girls’ and boys’ names for 2013.  Not among them:

Osama Atilla Adolph Vlad Caligula Idi Pol

And while Monica remains in the top 1000 names for girls, every year since, well, herm, the name Monica has become less popular.  Last year Monica sunk from its early […]

Don’t Get Anxious About Cat Accidents!

A Twitter user who posts under the pseudonym Psychonautic Express warns that, “The more tense you are during a cat accident, the more injury you will incur.”

I’ll try to remember that the next time it looks like I’m heading for an accident involving a cat.

Me-ow!

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Life is Too Short Too Live With Aaaaaaaaaa…

Life is too short to live with regrets.

— Drizzy (@lDrake_YMCMB) April 25, 2014

You know, I wish I had said that first, because aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

Wiggle Javelin

“At my nativity the front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, of burning cressets; and at my birth the frame and huge foundation of the earth shaked like a coward.”

William Shakespeare was born 450 years ago today.

How You Can Tell Who The Superheroes Are

Secret identity, schmecret identity. How can you tell who the Lone Ranger, the Phantom, Batman, Daredevil and Green Lantern really are?

Tan lines on the face.

That is all.

My Pants Remind People of Sailboats

When I look at these pants, I am reminded of the many other ways I could have spent $129 sailboats. They look just like an upper-class twit sailboats!

Sailboats!

The Permanent Embarrassment’s

Ice Cream Headache

Sign says what?

I figured it out eventually. Enjoy the cold.

Merry Christmas Stick Figures

Red and green, jolly jolly, ho ho. What happens next?

The Most Absurd News Of The Day

The world is an absurd place, but some things are more absurd than others. Here are the most prominent absurdities in today’s news:

The government of China says it’s absurd for the government of Spain to issue arrest warrants for former Chinese leaders over their role abuses in Tibet.

The Unofficial Apple Weblog declares it […]

A Snake In The Leaves

My springtime mind advises that, if I do not rake the leaves out of my flower beds before snow covers the ground, the spring bulbs may have a difficult time getting enough sunlight to grow well in March. My autumn mind bends down to observe the thin tail of a garter snake disappearing under the […]