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By the Standard of the American Family Association, its Very Own Store is “Naughty”

The right-wing Christian corporation that calls itself the “American Family Association” is continuing its effort to inject itself into the national conversation this year by declaring yet again that there some kind of “War on Christmas” because retailers don’t use the word Christmas… enough. That’s right: according to the AFA, if you use the word […]

It is theorized that I am the Dalai Lama

“It is theorized that the coconut provides all of the required natural properties for survival.”

“It is theorized” is such a useful phrase. A theory is nothing more than a story, either validated by data… or not. I’m guessing that the makers of this cultured coconut milk are working on the not end of […]

Help Us Kickstart The Network Of Recovering Marketing Addicts

Shane Stone doesn’t go by his real name much any more. Instead, he promotes an alternative identity he calls Profit Mole. He’s gone so far into this role that he’s lost much of his ability to communicate in coherent sentences. “I tweet, sleep and breathe B2B Customer Acquisition strategy”, Shane says, speaking to anyone who […]

When Personal Means A Fraud That Comes From An Impoverished Country Halfway Around The World

Lucky you, have the power to outsource work through an American company that profits from the economic and social vulnerability of people living in the Philippines. After all, you wouldn’t want to pay more than $9 per hour to have someone write “personal” replies to someone that you don’t care enough about to write to yourself, right? […]

Create, Don’t Consume

Creation without consumption leads only to death. […]

Alien Megastructures Found

If people want to see alien megastructures, they don’t need to look off into a far away solar system. There are already alien megastructures right here on Earth. […]

You’re Late For Business Time

Forbes, one of the central arbiters of conventional business culture, has declared that, in business, if you’re 5 minutes early for an appointment, you are on time, but if you’re on time for an appointment, you’re late.

The implications of this idea are obvious. If you meet expectations, you’re a disgraceful slacker. If you […]

Senate Exposes The Sham of Sequestration Compromise

Two years ago, President Barack Obama shoved his audacity of hope into the garbage disposal, making a deal with Republicans to create drastic budget cuts in domestic social programs. Obama assured us that it was a carefully crafted compromise that would ensure that the government wouldn’t shut down and would help politicians reach a sustainable […]

You’ve Got to Wonder What His Definition of Marxist Is

My definition of MARXIST is a global mesh of leading-edge platforms.

My definition of REVOLUTIONARY is the efficient restoration of goal-oriented technologies in B2B market relations.

My definition of the VANGUARD is a dynamic cultivation of performance-based assessment standards.

My definition of RESISTANCE is futile.

My definition of BULLSHIT is vmware.


Donald Trump Throws A Fit About Mild Stock Market Decline, While Ignoring Sharp Cuts Suffered By Workers

When the wealthy investor class suffers a 3.57 percent decline, Donald Trump runs around waving his hands in the air, throwing a hissy fit, screeching and calling it a messy crash. […]

Rich Jeb Bush Says It’s Not About How Rich You Are

If running for President is not about how rich you are, then how come the top three ranking Republican presidential candidates in the latest opinion poll are all either millionaires or billionaires? […]