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Empty Shelves in American Groceries

   Empty shelves are emerging this week in American groceries. Where food used to be sold, now there is nothing, as far as I can see.

Carrot Pareidolia

Pareidolia is the human tendency to see meaning in randomness, to find intention and meaning where there is none. I know this, but being human I can’t will my brain to stop finding faces in smoke and ducks in clouds.  Or uncanny resemblances in sliced carrots.

  What do you see? 


What every spaceship needs: a self-distract button

The example of movie after movie should give clear guidance to astrophysical engineers.  Time and again Our Hero manages to keep the spaceship Galactro, or Phaeson, or Whatever, from destroying itself with only 3 seconds to spare.  Why?  Because somebody put their coffee mug on the self-destruct button, and Our Hero must race to the […]


From the University of North Georgia Spring 2015 Professional and Continuing Education Catalog…

Why follow when you can coast to victory using your white male privilege?

Mark Trail by James Allen and Me


Proverbs 30:5 is Flawless Flawless Flawless

“Every word of God is flawless” — Proverbs 30:5

My word, it’s true.

The Ent Is Near

Beware! The ent is near. […]

Seagram’s Uterus

I am apparently the first person in the world to notice the fallopian and uterine nature of this bottlecap from Seagram’s. My momma always told me I’d be first in something.

State Of The Union Address Bingo Cards For 2015

Tonight is the State of the Union Address, and here at Irregular Times, we have a tradition of playing State Of The Union Bingo. We hand out bingo cards that we’ve made just for the occasion, and wait for the President to utter the phrases that appear in each square. A penny is then laid […]

Willful Misinterpretation of a Diner Mat

So that’s where they come from.

I kind of would hope that they might sleep now and then.

But I don’t want a headache.

Small business + Rural area = Wide range of products. I miss Oriental Rugs and Fiddles.

Groovy. Messy.