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Manufacture Your Own Photographic Evidence Of Nephilim Archeological Digs, In Four Easy Steps

There’s an especially bizarre branch of Creationism that claims knowledge of an ancient conspiracy by “giant demigod nephilim men” to cut humanity off from our religious heritage. Believers of this conspiracy theology claim that once, all humankind knew the truth about divine creation of the Earth by the god of the Christians. But then, gigantic […]

You’ve Got to Wonder What His Definition of Marxist Is

My definition of MARXIST is a global mesh of leading-edge platforms.

My definition of REVOLUTIONARY is the efficient restoration of goal-oriented technologies in B2B market relations.

My definition of the VANGUARD is a dynamic cultivation of performance-based assessment standards.

My definition of RESISTANCE is futile.

My definition of BULLSHIT is vmware.


Irregular Dictionary: Noop

Noop. noun. The sound made by mating unicorns.

Top 5 Up To Stories In 2014 News

Seen on Twitter: “Email marketing has an ROI of up to 4300% (Source: HubSpot)”

“Up to” is a wonderfully useful statistical phrase for people promoting flimsy schemes. “Up to” doesn’t promise that a number will be accurate for everybody, or even approachable by most people. “Up to” describes the highest value in a range of […]

Irregular Dictionary: Snoblivious

Sno-bli-vi-ous. adjective. The state of a relationship in which one partner is deceptive and the other partner is unaware of this deception.

Oh, All Right: I Admit I Am Actually Quite Amazing

This morning brings a bouquet of admissions to my eyes:

Some admissions regard other people:

Scaredhuman of Daily Kos on Hillary Clinton: “Hillary Rodham Clinton understands issues from the most visionary and abstract level right down to the most detailed level. Admittedly, a ‘policy wonk,’ she achieves an in-depth understanding of every issue so that […]

Finding Metzli

Let us speak of Metzli, the… Metzli the mysterious. What is Metzli?

A. A double-breasted wool coat for women, inspired by military designers, dry clean-only. B. The species name of large moth in the genus Automeris with prominent false eye spots on its wings to distract predators, whose larvae feed on oak leaves. C. The […]

If We Came From Apes, Then Come And Answer This Question, Smartypants!

The Seneca Bible Baptist Church, outside of Seneca Falls in upstate New York, has issued a challenge to all the secular eggheads in the area, their neighbors who actually believe in the theory of biological evolution through natural selection as proposed by the original Darwinist, Charles Darwin. The church has posted the sign you see […]


A*pop*to*sis -noun

1 the distinctive odor associated with single-parent families

2 cell death as a normal consequence of drinking high fructose sparkling beverages

Why Is There No Opposite Of Analogy?

Tonight, I have discovered a gap in the poetic imagination of the English language. Children in the United States and United Kingdom are taught that poetry often uses analogy, a form of metaphor that likens one thing to another thing.

My love is like a boiled carrot…

But what’s the opposite of an analogy? […]


Guygones [gi-gonz]. plural noun. The trait of forgiveness when occurring in a relationship between two men.

In case you’re curious, a meta-analysis appearing in the Journal of Social and Clinical Psychology concludes that women are more forgiving than men.