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The Nature of Dark Matter Discovered!

In a reality-twisting event, physicists have finally discovered the true nature of dark matter. It turns out that dark matter is found chiefly within the fatty tissues of marketing specialists who talk about putting people into their sales funnel. This strange transmutation apparently only works

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Donald Trump Thinks Freedom Of The Press Is Disgusting

“It is frankly disgusting the press is able to write whatever it wants to write.” These words came today from Donald Trump, the sitting President of the United States. The First Amendment, in the Bill of Rights, to the Constitution of the United States of

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

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