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What Would it Take For You to Receive Jesus as Savior?

Go ahead, answer the question. What would it take?

Doesn’t The Book Of Matthew Actually Open Acceptance To Same Sex Marriage?

I was reading an article this morning, which defended the Biblical basis for opposing same-sex marriage, claiming that Jesus specifically opposed gay and lesbian marriage in the 19th chapter of the Book of Matthew when he stated, “Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, and [...]

Animals Brutally Slaughtered In Catholic Ritual?

It turns out that there are about 30 Catholic holidays right around the time when the animals were killed in France. [...]

Fortune Telling Stressing You Out?

What’s the point of being a mystic, if you can’t keep your accounts straight?  That’s the question addressed by a clairvoyant who goes by the stage name of The Tarot Lady. She has written a book called The Professional Mystic’s Guide To Social Media, Money Management, Wooing Clients + More.

The Tarot Lady explains, “This [...]

How to Get into Heaven (the Social Media Way)

How can you get into heaven? Line for Heaven knows.

Line for Heaven is the social media “website for people who are religious or just want to go to Heaven.” According to Line for Heaven, all you need to do to get into heaven is rack up enough “Karma points,” and just as in any [...]

Watch Me Summon A Demon

The Super Punch blog on Tumblr provides a number of sigils – glyphs of summoning – that are supposed to command the presence of specific demons. What for? I don’t know why anyone would want to summon a demon, but I admit I’m curious, so, here goes.

I am hereby placing the sigil of Malchidael [...]

Earth Is A Hot Young Thing To Many Republicans

Republican politics demands that its followers accept scientifically untenable ideas, and most Republicans are willing to give in to that demand. [...]

Pope Francis Identifies God’s Specific Physical Qualities

In a remarkable reversal, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church has declared that the Christian god is not omnipotent after all. Rather, it seems that God can only move so fast.

Specifically, God is only capable of moving at the pace of 700 million miles per hour – no faster, and no slower than [...]

As KrampusNacht Approaches, what’s the Skinny on your Favorite Holiday Beast? (Krampus Top Ten 2013)

Gimme that ol’ time religion, Gimme that ol’ time religion….

Yes, this is the picture of ol’ time religion, and it’s good enough for me. Long before a chubby guy in red and white felt became the face of Christmas, the beast called Krampus and other mummers like the Buttnmandl swept into European towns on [...]

Florida Tea Party Candidate Promotes Postage Stamp Conspiracy Theory

Karl Balone could have met the baby Jesus simply by taking a short trip to his local post office himself, but like most Tea Party members, he wouldn’t take the trouble to do a little fact checking. [...]

Five Days to KrampusNacht: Learn How to Make Krampus Marzipan

It’s five days to KrampusNacht, that traditional European holiday on which the Krampus beast roams the streets patting the two well-behaved children on the head and running after the remainder with birch switches.

How can you encourage respect for that Old-Time Religion (it’s good enough for you!) among the youth of today?

Make them a [...]