Ah, yes. Thank you, town elders. I have to admit I’ve made the mistake myself. In my foolish youth I often smoked cigarettes while lying down. No, I say to America’s youth, no longer. This practice shall not continue for another generation! The coals and ash will only fall in your eyes! Sit up […]
Stuck in a long line of non-moving traffic today, it occurred to me that this sign would mean something different entirely if a number replaced the icon at the top.
The Social Security Administration has released the top 1000 girls’ and boys’ names for 2013. Not among them:
Osama Atilla Adolph Vlad Caligula Idi Pol
And while Monica remains in the top 1000 names for girls, every year since, well, herm, the name Monica has become less popular. Last year Monica sunk from its early […]
A Twitter user who posts under the pseudonym Psychonautic Express warns that, “The more tense you are during a cat accident, the more injury you will incur.”
I’ll try to remember that the next time it looks like I’m heading for an accident involving a cat.
Life is too short to live with regrets.
— Drizzy (@lDrake_YMCMB) April 25, 2014
You know, I wish I had said that first, because aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
“At my nativity the front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, of burning cressets; and at my birth the frame and huge foundation of the earth shaked like a coward.”
William Shakespeare was born 450 years ago today.
Secret identity, schmecret identity. How can you tell who the Lone Ranger, the Phantom, Batman, Daredevil and Green Lantern really are?
Tan lines on the face.
That is all.
When I look at these pants, I am reminded of the many other ways I could have spent $129 sailboats. They look just like an upper-class twit sailboats!
Sign says what?
I figured it out eventually. Enjoy the cold.